Dear Everyone,

   If you want to have a one on one conversation with THE Elder Nothum you have opened the right email. The Brad Nothum Family will be calling me from their humble abode in New Haven, Missouri at 5:00 Missouri time to talk with me. Anyone who reads this is invited to share some words with me. If you can´t make out there, try to do some kind of a conference call. Keep in mind, I will have a total of 40 minutes to talk to you all, so if needs be organize your thoughts in order to utilize your ´´me time`` in the best way possible.

   The VIP´s automatically have 5 minutes allotted, alone:
                                                        - Brad Nothum
                                                        - Wendy Nothum
                                                        - Natalie Hope Nothum
Everyone else will just have to wait and see. If you would like to bumped up to the VIP list, just send me a package  filled with socks, sour candy, toblerone, and mac and cheese. If John Varone is reading this I am hoping that his face is red and that he is laughing, if I did not accomplish that then this email has been in vain.
  Well I bet you are all dying to know how my week was and all of the crazy things that happened and what not. Well, then I guess you better be at 2438 Hwy c New Haven, Missouri on Sunday to hear about it.

    Com Amor,
             Elder Nothum